“Beyonce’s not a feminist”
“bad role model for young girls”
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I have to see this for myself.
I don’t believe this for a second.
This never works but I’m gonna reblog anyway bc free country
[emotionally distressed carrot pushes angry potato off ledge]
[angry potato turns body in mid-air and gives emotionally distressed carrot a look of hatred]
someone has to gif this
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Is that why all the Doctor’s companions are female? “No co-ed tardis for you.”
Sorry, had to butt in.
Ian Chesterton, Steven Taylor, Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, the Brigadier, Sergeant Benton, Captain Mike Yates, Harry Sullivan, Adric, Turlough, Jack Harkness, and Rory Williams are what, spare change?
NOT ALL THE DOCTOR’S COMPANIONS ARE FEMALE.
uh…you forgot someone.
I just installed an add-on for chrome that automatically adds mustaches to every picture where it recognizes a face and it’s the best thing I did this week.
oh my god
i converted 4 people on my floor to watching supernatural
and one who just started goes, “but the first episode is so sad omg”
the first episode
Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this:
is that tom hiddleston and jensen ackles
that is tom hiddleston and jensen ackles
can i just
you guys don’t understand this makes me want to puke rainbows
lets not forget about chris cumberbatch though, i mean
can these people just please exist
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
Dream come true. Doing the cosplay itself was a dream, but this.. I can’t even describe it. Getting featured with such an amazing person and photographer as Shila in one of Swedens biggest videogame-magazines. Honored. That’s what I feel. <3
do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, “queerly beloved” they’re missing a really good opportunity
"queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay"
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.
Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”
The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.
The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly
my muscles stopped functioning
I was so relieved this wasn’t a trick. Very soothing.
Have you guys ever heard of Near Death Experiences?
Near Death Experiences are when a person comes extremely close to dying or does die but is then revived. In those times, a lot of people talk about bright lights, some will say they saw a place or angels.
50% of people who have NDE’s also experience music. They often describe it as without rhythm or beat. Just a beautiful, soft, flowing music. They say it’s the most beautiful music they’ve ever experience and, for quite a few people, hearing this music has changed their life, made them want to be a better person.
There was one person, a guy called Steve Roach, who got into a bike crash and went through an NDE and he heard this music as well. He then spent years trying to recreate it. When he had, to what was the best he could, he released the music. Many people who heard the music said that it was the same as what they’d heard when they were near death and that it made them cry from happiness at hearing it again.
The music in this track is very similar to the music that Roach produced.
A lot of people believe that this music that people here during NDE’s is the sound of the universe. Some believe that it’s angels singing them to heaven. Other’s believe it’s just chemicals and hormones and brain synapses creating an auditory hallucination. Either way though, I find it extremely comforting and quite beautiful that this happens.
holy shit it’s the actual thing I’ve been wondering if there was a real post this was modified from for forever.
in case people have never seen this piece of quality advertising
here we have the new zealand accent in it’s natural habitat
eating some ghost chups, bru
This is very important to New Zealanders.
Please watch it.
oh my god
was that english
this is probably our most successful ad ever..
And it spawned this gem
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