The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!
Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.
Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.
Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”. Then by all means, print tiny dicks.
Wizardstan dropping some knowledge
Sod printing a dildo. Just print me a Benedict Cumberbatch!
print a dildo USE A CONDOM problem solved. you should use a condom on you dildos anyway you grotty fucks.
Pictures of me in different countries.
Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)
So I really love how the intro to Pacific Rim is, like, 90% plausible/whatever for the first two minutes. Massive tragedy in San Francisco, media and cultural response, blah blah blah
Then, completely straight-up, “So that’s when we decided to make giant robots.”
When life hands you lemons
when life hands you lemons make robots
SO TODAY AT THE MOVIES THE CASHIER GAVE ME THIS DOLLAR IN MY CHANGE. IT SAYS “I LIKE YOUR SHOE LACES” AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE SAID “THANKS I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT” AND SOMEONE ELSE WROTE “HOLY SHIT”
I AM SCREAMING
ALSO GEORGE WASHINGTON HAS A HILTER MUSTACHE ON THE OTHER SIDE
Behold the tumblr dollar in all it’s glory
if tumblr had a currency
never forget where you come from.
For a minute I thought they were all looking into the Mirror of Erised and regretting all the decisions that led them to their empty shells of existence.
^ that’s what I thought too
i didnt, until i saw cinderellas face.
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
we’ve done it
So my mum likes to tell this story of when I played the angel Gabriel in a nativity play. Apparently I was about 7 and while I was meant to be standing all serene and angelic in the background, I got into some kind of fist fight with another angel.
My mum calls it an embarrassment.
I call it committing to the role
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS PHOTOSET
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
Page 1 of 1346